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  • hiUS
    09-04 02:28 PM
    Even I submitted my application to NSC later it got transferred to TSC
    My receipt number starts with WAC-XX-XXX-XXXX
    How about yours...

    I was just wondering are they holding card of WAC..?

    As I said earlier, even mine is also the same case. Couple of people I have seen in forums whose cards on hold dare also of WAC...numbers.

    How about others?




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  • vaishnavilakshmi
    07-05 03:56 AM
    My 485 application reached NSC on July 2nd at 10:25 am.
    by FEDEX.

    Hey when have u mailed ur papers?????29thjune or 30th june and when is ur PD?

    vaishhu




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  • bekugc
    04-16 01:05 PM
    endlesswait;

    there is a definite procedure, we follow it with appropriate paperwork and itll get done.
    only thing is after ur date becomes current. YOU may have to WAKE up the application by using lotta phone calls/infopass/congressman etc.

    a colleague of mine got this done last year. his case was like this. its eb2 to eb2...but
    i think it wud be similar to eb3-eb2

    OLD eb2 labor applied - dec 2002
    eb2 perm labor approved - july 2005
    140/485 for perm labor filed - sept 2005
    140 perm approved nov 2005
    old eb2 labor backlog approved - dec 2006
    140 for old labor approved - jan 2007 ( premium pr)
    succesfully Ported the PD from old to new - feb 2007 ***lawyer charged him 1200 bucks for this effort; i have his details, if u need it***
    then he spent a month or so running around to infopass, ph calls, congresman etc ...in an effort to Wake up the appln.. its like telling, "hey guys, i ported date to old date, so now my PD is current, im right now elig for 485 approval, can u pls do it???"...

    in april, he got appproval for 485, no RFE, card arrived direct in mail.

    thx




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  • Green.Tech
    02-26 05:48 PM
    Green.Tech,

    Allow me to ask you this. Why do you waste your time like this? Don't you have anything better to do? This suri guy is a jerk fresh out of PMP some class, and he wants to see a "project plan". Let me send him a power point presentation and Microsoft Projects file about the "project plan" which he wants to see.

    Look, you can waste your time for as long as you want, but there will always be jerks who think that advocacy for EB issues is a "project", and at the end of budget and scheduled time, he wants to see the desired output. That' a narrow mind-set of PMP certification, which often do not apply in advocacy campaigns. It's ok, it took me time to understand this, but I had to do my own research to understand this. suri has to do his own research to learn more than his pmp class. You cannot explain it to this suri guy. So my advice to you is, please don't waste your time.

    Also, who knows if this suri guy is an agent of some tracker site, just playing his charm to dampen our spirits so that all we do is track our soft LUDs.

    .

    Sanju,

    I couldn't tell from the tone of your message if you were reprimanding me or offering me an advice in good faith. :) Anyway, the optimist in me believes that it was the latter. Thanks for the advice but I do not believe I am wasting my time by answering queries like these from members who think IV is out there to do them a favor at each step without them participating in the march towards the ultimate goal. It's all in one's perception, I guess. Even if I am successful in changing the mindset of one individual in a month, I will happily 'waste' my time on this forum :)

    Keep up the good work!

    Green.Tech



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  • felix31
    04-30 11:55 AM
    And has a lot of backing from the hi-tech industry.

    Also, this bill (as per my understanding) does not have to do anything with the illegal aliens and so should not rankle anyone. Also since Cornyn is the author, other conservatives (hopefully) will not have many issues with it and not many will argue about a bill that has to do with American Competitiveness.

    good news...

    when will the debate start in the senate?




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  • newuser
    05-23 01:22 PM
    Finished calling 20 senators from Tier3.



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  • ub27
    07-29 08:53 AM
    Recieved an email just now. Status was updated to card production ordered.

    Paper filed at TSC on May 22, 2008
    Service center: TSC
    Last LUD on July 25 (Previous update was on May 25)
    Current status: Card production ordered.
    Waiting till I get the card .........

    Just got an e-mail telling my approval notice for EAD was mailed:

    Paper filed at TSC on May 22

    On July 28, 2008, we mailed you a notice that we have approved this I765




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  • vbkris77
    05-01 01:51 PM
    Well, you assume family members can get AP and EAD after submitting I-485. Not true for many people. Take myself as an example, I was not lucky enough to file my I485 in 2007. So with a PD of early 2007, I have none of the benefit from AOS a(B) who is the beneficiary (including a spouse or child of the principal alien, if eligible to receive a visa under section 203(d) ) of--

    (i) a petition for classification under section 204 that was filed with the Attorney General on or before 2a/ April 30, 2001; or

    (ii) an application for a labor certification under section 212(a)(5)(A) that was filed pursuant to the regulations of the Secretary of Labor on or before such date; and 2a/

    t all.

    Although for me it's not a big deal because my wife will soon get her PhD and will file for her own immigration petition. This actually works better for us, because it will make the line much shorter and both of us will get the green card much quicker.

    However, for those who do not work and solely depend on their spouses to get green card. This change can spell disaster for them during the long wait caused by retrogression without the ability to file AOS.

    I am in the same boat, per INA, when your PD is current, you including your family will be able to file I485. What OP saying is that they should be counted against FB2. INA explicitly has that point.. With is we should be able to file I485 quick and primary gets GC quickly.


    (B) who is the beneficiary (including a spouse or child of the principal alien, if eligible to receive a visa under section 203(d) ) of--

    (i) a petition for classification under section 204 that was filed with the Attorney General on or before 2a/ April 30, 2001; or

    (ii) an application for a labor certification under section 212(a)(5)(A) that was filed pursuant to the regulations of the Secretary of Labor on or before such date; and 2a/



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  • sainwa
    06-18 12:26 PM
    Mailed to NSC on: 1st June
    Mailed From State: IL
    Received at NSC on: June 2nd
    receipt date: June 4th
    140 approved from : NSC
    Receipt Date : June 16th
    Cashed on June 16th
    Receipt recedived on June 18th

    June 16th was weekend. Are they working also on weekends?




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  • SunnySurya
    08-18 01:10 PM
    Not sure what IV core can do here. Can people contact their lawyers to speak to AILA about this...
    I think IV core shud take the matter with USCIS or the concerned people.



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  • simple1
    05-02 03:12 PM
    thanks IVcore for looking into the request.

    I would like to know your response. Could you please post it in this thread ? possibly with references you received from the attorney ?

    I think IV core has some concerns regarding the correctness of the legal advise that you received from your attorney. Let us wait for them to clarify.




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  • espoir
    07-11 12:43 PM
    yes lets put the burning act aside. Also it should be clear in the rallies that it is LEGAL immigration that we are talking. I still see some comments on the news stories. "All Illegals should be sent away"
    My point is that any time we talk about immigration, common people think illegal as thats the only side they are exposed to.

    ---
    Nah, we have better things to do than burn something.
    Also, we don't want to add to the already hot weather in California and to global warming at large. We need cool ideas not hot headed remarks. :)



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  • buddyinsd
    08-31 01:24 PM
    Stop being a racist. Even if it was intended to be a joke...its a sick one for sure.

    USCIS should seperate North Indians and South Indians - We are soooo very different anyways ..... Different language - different look - different food ..... That way all of us North Indians will get our GC sooner :D




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  • vina92
    12-10 09:38 PM
    I am a physician working in underserved areas in MN. I am greatly appreciated
    in my community. I regularly get invited to Christmas parties by local congressmen. I never attend those due to my family obligations. However, this year I will attend and educate my congressmen as much as I can.

    I am sure there are lot of physicians, like me affected by retrogression. Eventhough we live in remote areas, we can do whtever we can.

    I am also willing to join in MN local chapter of IV. Any MN members kindly send me PM.



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  • GCStatus
    09-14 04:05 AM
    Thanks for starting the thread. I share your grief and agree that we gotta do something. As much as I agree that we have to fight for our rights, I am not too sure if suing is the best option.

    Again, if you all decide too, I will be more than glad to contribute my 100 but do we have enough ground to ask the questions in such 'blunt' manner? As much as you and I believe that our lives are completely topsy-turvied by these arcane policies, would some one arguing against our claim say that we are still entitled to do what we were allowed here to do. The employment visa allows us to work in a certain kind of job and nothing is hampering that aspect. Yes, it screws up promotions, displaces your plans to stay and has ill-effects both at a personal as well as professional levels but still..

    If we have to sue, I think the ground work one has to do is immense. Find significant amounts of data from USCIS in terms of how random their approvals are and how it affects you after we all paid monies expecting a totally different pattern. If this can be accomplished, we could sue them probably for their lack of customer service, by-passing their guidelines on a consistent basis and thus hampering the lives of several people who were here for example in 2001, etc. I strongly believe data is our best friend (worst too, as it is personal data that we probably might not be entitled to even enquire..)

    Again, I am no lawyer. I am sort of playing devil's advocate and just thinking through the obvious rebuttals. If we were too get enough data, combining that with active media publicity and some innovative ideas (flowers/clocks/watches whatever) or getting the businesses to acknowledge, then we may see certain changes.

    I don't mean to damper your spirits by any sort. I certainly like the 'return my money if you fail to live by your own guidelines'.

    Just the fact that, they keep going back from Current to Unavailable to 2006 to 2003 to etc, we have right to sue. Reasons below.

    Financial loss.
    Loss of business opportunity
    Mental stress
    Lack of moblility

    List can go on.




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  • pappu
    12-10 03:04 PM
    There are two posts from 'Ticked Off' at this link:
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    Thanks. i know that url (dan stein's site). its totally against us.



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  • CADude
    08-18 06:54 PM
    Your check should be cleared by now, if you have given yours or check with Attorney.

    Please call USCIS Customer Service and ask for clarification.


    LUD on 08/05/07

    Other details are in signature.




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  • wizpal
    07-08 03:01 AM
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  • gc28262
    08-25 08:03 AM
    gc28262,

    As I have said before, the problem arises when some companies file petitions when there isn't an immediate job offer. They often take money from the H-1B worker to file the petition and not pay them when they are on bench - making them vulnerable to USCIS audits. In my view this is bad for the H-1B program and everybody who is involed, and it should be investigated by the USCIS.

    Now, there may not be many who do this - but a few bad apples have certainly given the rest of us a bad name.

    I understand taking money from candidates to file H1 is non-sense. I haven't come across any company that does that when I applied for H1. I contacted couple of H1B sponsors. None of them asked for money. I was really happy the way I was treated by my sponsoring company.

    However I dispute your point "some companies file petitions when there isn't an immediate job offer".

    There is nothing wrong with this. That is the way consulting works in USA. It is a legitimate business model.




    ragz4u
    05-02 12:38 PM
    I am not sure about that. Most of the EB3 guys have advance degrees (including me) but not necessarily with US degrees.

    I would not agree that most folks in EB3 have advanced degrees. Most do not. They have lot of experience though


    believe me...you would think that people with advanced degrees would have applied in EB2...but there are cases where people have had to apply in EB3 category even with an advanced degree


    I disagree with this too. Here are a few examples
    1) A couple of years ago, when there was no retrogression, most folks did not want to take a chance and thought EB3 was a safer bet
    2) Many Advanced Degree holders from US Univs joined a firm and their GC was applied immediately. But since they did not have enough work ex, they applied in EB3
    3) Lots of scrupulous employers heard about retrogression and were actually very happy. They purposely filed even highly qualified folks as EB3 so that their abuse can be prolonged
    4) Incompetent lawyers who felt they would not be able to prove the necessity of EB2
    5) Sheer ignorance on the part of the beneficiary




    pani_6
    08-18 01:48 PM
    DO NOT post such baseless allegations.

    IV core is very much aware of the problems as we ourselves face them, and working within our limited means and time. If you are interested, join us and give your helping hand.

    Curious Techie..Core is you and me and dont post such things..but for the core EB-2 would not have been in a postion that it is today..they worked to get this done...you can request them in thier next meeting to bring this issue with USCIS\



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