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  • royus77
    09-22 07:40 PM
    This is a good bill for people who are already on H1 and EAD ...what's wrong that in bringing the jobs back home ?




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  • ns33
    03-18 04:22 PM
    Answers below:

    1. Technically there is no Salary restriction. As stated above it is a grey area. But, if the job duties are the same and the salary difference is too big (no one knows how much is acceptable without raising questions), then it brings into question if you are still performing the same duties. But basically, you have to make equal to or more than the LC.
    2. I have used AC21 before. Have not done EAD renewal yet.

    Have a question about point1. Most of larger corp employees who have been in the wait cycle 6-8 years, entered in this coprs at rather lower salaries compared to current day standards. Once inside, pending GC process, you do not get too much of raise or adjustments (2-5% - more of inflation adjustments every 1.5-2 years or so).
    Going out of these positions, within similar technical positions, even at lower - rather conservative end of the current pay scale (on AC21-EAD) it is very easy to reach bracket closer to 40-50% higher. Converting to full time consultants, even in tighter market due to current economy; would actually mean closer to 60-70% difference. How do we handle this? Staying within large corp on FT basis does not make sense financially after all these years. Espcially when EB3 category PD doesn't show any sign of life.
    If you have a good suggestion/solution please PM me.
    Thanks
    NS
    PS. this entire rant is about people who have been in the same FT position without promotions and very minimal pay adjustments in large corporations - probably outside west cost. So please keep any and all flaming at my post in the context.




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  • nhfirefighter13
    October 31st, 2005, 06:48 PM
    OTOH, maybe studio work isn't really for me...


    I used to think the same thing until I realized what a great learning tool it can be. If you can learn to light a multitude of subjects with various lighting techniques you learn much more than just "studio photography". You learn ratios, composition, DOF, exposure, etc etc and the more you learn the better your other subjects will be because of it.

    ...and yes, I went right for the hurricanes. :D




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  • pcs
    11-15 12:28 PM
    You should try for emergency appointment & should be able to get it based on approved 797.

    By the way, my Canadian PR is maturing & I am asked to pay landing fee & do the medical by 1st Jan 2007. Can I pay the landing fee in time but delay the medical without compromising Canadian PR ? I want postpone my landing. Can you please share your advise ??

    Thanks



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  • garyzero
    06-06 03:26 PM
    Never heard of this contest?? Looks like a few good one's there.

    I love the Monkey from Family Guy!!!




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  • nyckings
    10-15 12:44 PM
    My wife attended for H4 stamping at Hyderabad consulate yesterday, 10/13/09. The consulate officer was asking for my current visa copy even though my wife gave my H1B extension approval copy with valid I-94.

    Here is the immigration status so far:
    1. Current H1 valid from Oct 09-Sep 11 with I-94
    2. Earlier changed from L1 to H1 in April 2007. Then traveled to India using AP as I filed for 485 in Aug 07.
    3. Had L1 visa stamping in Jan 2006.

    So my old passport has L1 visa and new passport has AP stamp. Now I am thinking to answer the US Consulate Hyderabad explaining my current status - that I have a approved H1 petition but no visa stamping.

    Please let me know your suggestions!!! Is there any chance that the visa can be rejected and revoked.

    Now my last option is to apply for AP for my wife while she is in India.

    Can I apply for AP when she is in India?


    Thanks



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  • continuedProgress
    04-19 02:21 PM
    Since its rare for a denial to automatically turn into an approval. :)
    Do you care to share what you had to do?




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  • gimmemygreen
    10-12 12:59 PM
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  • logiclife
    12-01 04:44 PM
    I dont think you can amend the labor petition's job description. You may have to file new labor again for new description.

    If I may ask, why are you so worried about job desc of labor and your everyday duties. Really, if they have changed a little bit, its not a big deal.

    There is a lot of overlap between what programmers do, what programmers/analysts do and what Business analysts do. I know a lot of business analysts who at times write their own code and a lot of programmers who document stuff - kind of documentation that BAs do.

    People who adjudicate cases at USCIS are not really IT guys who can differentiate between fine nuances like BA, programmers etc.

    Then again, we dont know much about your case, better talk to a lawyer if you are still not comfortable with your situation. Forums are not an alternate to professional legal advice. Be careful before you act on advice from forums. No one here is lawyer and no one here knows the full case. Spending 200 dollars to get the right legal advice when making important decisions is worth every penny.

    You can also submit your question for the free legal advice program we have (see the homepage) and your question would be taken up.




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  • snathan
    04-13 07:44 AM
    Waste of time. How many PhD's are there as compared to the others? There is already EB1/EB2-NIW for them

    Have you forgot how many visa numbers the EB1A/EB1B/EB2-NIW consume...if they are not counted it will free up 10-20k visa numbers annually at least...



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  • prakgc
    07-21 09:37 PM
    For all those who are having nightmares about G325A and sending GA325 or for completeness need not worry if visa was issued more than a year back based on this.... I found this from the link provided earlier in this thread(pdf) by ushkand

    Establishing completeness of records may entail preparation of a request for
    background check from an American consulate or embassy.
    The G-325A Biographic Information form must be completed by all
    applicants between the ages of 14 and 79. Clerically processing this form
    initiates a record check abroad for the applicant. This request, however, is not
    needed for all applicants. If the applicant entered the United States more than
    a year ago, the G-325A will not be processed. This limitation is imposed
    because the Department of State generally destroys the nonimmigrant visa
    application when the date of issuance is one year old.The G-325A is generally submitted with four copies--a white (original),
    green, pink, and blue copy. You will only need to use two legible copies,
    usually the white (file) and the blue (consul) copy. The only exception to this
    rule is when the I-485 is accompanied by an I-130. The applicant of the I-485
    is required to submit a G-325A for the underlying I-130 petition. In this
    instance, you would include the pink copy of the G-325A in the record of
    proceeding of the I-130.
    Further, be aware that if an I-130 petition is included in the A-file, the spouse
    of the applicant of the I-485 is required to submit a G-325A for that riding
    petition. The spouse’s G-325A should be included in the record of proceeding
    and not processed according to these instructions. It is considered a
    supporting document and will be reviewed at the time of adjudication.




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  • sieger007
    05-17 11:20 PM
    Hey
    Thanks for responding to my question.Many thanks
    Here is the Sequence of events :
    Joined company 1
    <>Labor filed in Nov 2005 under EB2 and approved
    <>-I-140 Approved somewhere Aug 06
    <> I then left Company 1 and joined a multi national IT Giant in India - Infosy. Joined Info - Jan 07 in India . BUT I was in good terms with Company 1
    <>Came back to USA , as Infosys Employee around Sep 07 on B1 visa from India for 3 months . Went back to India.
    <>Rejoined Company 1 ( my Original Company ) in Jan 08 ( Petition approved) . Got visa stamp around June 08 and entered US. Got Project Aug 08 and since then on project till date.
    <> While on project Aug 08 I apply for I485 as my category EB2 became current. Got my FP done.
    Then Around Nov 08 I got EAD and AP papers. So I have an EAD and AP

    My Q's are
    <> I heard that EB2 is retrogressing to 2000 for India . Now does not apply to folks whose LC and I140 Is approved or only for those who are stuck up at I140 Stage.
    Please clarify on this. If I am in a stage where I am expecting my GC and already for EAD does it apply to me
    <> What is a VISA Number. There is an A# Number on MY EAD and that same number shows up on AP Document ( I512-L Authorization for parole ) . Is this the same as an Immigrant Visa # or that is something that issues when I am granted my GC.
    <> 6 months have passed since I got my EAD. If I join a new Employer and start using this EAD , can I renew it infinitely, till I get GC . What if My Visa is Not valid and I travel out of US to India solely on EAD? What happens then ? is there a chance that at port of entry my entry is denied based on my immigrant future intentions? I know on paper EAD gives you right to travel BUT is this a genuine risk of not being allowed at PO Entry
    <> On the other hand - lets say I KEEP my EAD and not use it at all till my H1 expires . Then ,CAN I STILL BY ON H1 AND KEEP RENEWING MY EAD OR SINCE I NEVER USED IT IN PAST , IT IS MIGHT REJECT FOR RENEWAL.

    I just dont know know with all this EB2 retrogression what is the best plan of action.
    MANY Thanks Again
    Sam



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  • hopefulgc
    07-29 03:18 PM
    Serious reply:
    No, its not possible under the current laws. Thinki of other avenues


    Funny reply:
    Way to use your reproductive system to get ahead in line bro? If your father had had this idea, you wouldn't be here on these forums, but surfing on laguna beach with a cold martini and semi white chick.
    another way of saying.. "stand in line & wait your turn"




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  • vxg
    10-17 03:02 PM
    Hi,
    I have applied for my EAD and I-485 in the month of June '07 and all that i have recieved so far is my wife's EAD. I still did not recieve my EAD nor the finger prints notice nor the 485 yet. I have to move to IL from TX now and i am in a big confusion now. I heard that the mails from the USICS will not be forwarded to any new address by the USPS. If i would want to change my address with the USCIS now will it be a good move or is there any other alternative that you all could suggest me...Please advice me on this issue and help me out of this situation.

    Krishna.

    You can actually call IO at USCIS and get address updated if you are in the system.



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  • wooster
    07-09 09:52 PM
    I had the same thing happen to me, applied PP on June19, it reached on 20th got approved on June21. Status still shows pending, but the lawyer got the approval notice with an A# to boot...




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  • when
    02-29 08:42 AM
    How can one find his/her receipt date if they dont have copy of their receipt notice, just the receipt notice?



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  • pappu
    06-13 03:56 PM
    Just a quick update:

    All 3 Lofgren bills will be marked up next week in the subcommittee.

    IV is working with the committee members at this time and will give more updates as the bills move forward. Please continue to make calls.




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  • luckylavs
    05-15 12:30 PM
    Gurus: Any idea if there will be visa movement for IN in the near future...




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  • sobers
    07-14 03:10 PM
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    lame duck period is after nov 2006 till jan 2007 when the 110th congress is sworn in.




    gcpool
    08-23 04:01 PM
    Why are they different for different years




    piyu7444
    05-08 07:15 PM
    What if your old employer cancels your I-140? In that case wouldn't it be better to have informed USCIS that you changed jobs?

    After 180 days if employer cancels I 140 it does not matter......:)



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